the best (worst) tan lines ever

I am especially white. . .well, mostly. 

As I am often out in the African sun, some parts of me have changed colour (the kids think this is very funny and like to point out how parts of me are coloured while other parts glow in the dark).  And as you can see I rock some pretty awesome tan lines on my feet and back. 

 

Even Zambians are embarrassed for me and my terrible tan lines.